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Season 1
No Pain, No Gain - Rocko and Heffer join a health club.
"Now we're gonna make you squeal piggy!"
Who Gives a Buck - Heffer talks Rocko into using his new Conglomo Credit Card to buy Spunky a new bowl and Rocko winds up losing control and going on a credit card induced buying spree.
"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung! I've always wanted one!"
Leap Frogs - Mrs. Bighead, feeling neglected by Mr. Bighead, hires Rocko to do some chores for her with the intention of seducing him.
"You saw my wife in her bathrobe!? Isn't it awful?"
Bedfellows - Heffer moves in with Rocko after his parents rent out his room.
"Don't get up! It's probably for me."
Jet Scream - Rocko and Heffer fly to Vegas on a discount airline.
"Mr. Maniac, Mr. Clepto Maniac. Please put back the white courtesy phone!"
Dirty Dog - Rocko gives Spunky a bath while Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm act out a Honeymooners-style sitcom spoof.
"Bath day is a very dangerous day."
Keeping Up With The Bigheads - Mr. Bighead threatens to have Rocko's run-down house condemned. Rocko and Heffer try to fix it up before the inspector arrives.
"You know what we need Rocko is some fertilizer! You got the sports page?"
Skid Marks - Rocko loses his car and driver's license because of a stolen gas cap and has to go to traffic school and take a driver's test to get it back.
"Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found, an angel gets its wings!"
"Your teacher's full of snot!"
Power Trip - Rocko is put in charge of the comic book store, with Filburt as his assistant, and power goes to his head.
"And I'm punchin' him, and I'm punchin', I'm punchin', I'm punchin' him, and I says what do you mean I didn't give you the right change!?"
To Heck and Back - Heffer goes to "Heck" after choking on a chicken bone while Rocko tries to save him.
"Heff! You've got X's for eyes! What in the blazes does that mean?"
The Good, The Bad and The Wallaby - Rocko and Heffer visit Rocko's Uncle's cattle ranch and Heffer bows to peer pressure and becomes "real cattle".
"Psst. City boy! You may not realize this, but that cowpoke over there, inept though he may be, is one of our oppressors."
Trash-O-Madness - Rocko tries to take the trash out but Earl the dog makes things complicated.
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day."
Spitballs - Rocko and Heffer go to a baseball game in the hopes of catching a foul ball to replace one that was shredded by Mr. Bighead.
"Tomales make my bottom burble!"
Popcorn Pandemonium - Rocko and Heffer go to a movie theater.
"Pummel him! Smack him with your flashlight!"
A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic - Rocko buys a new vacuum cleaner that turns out to have a mind of its own.
"We must cease this senseless sucking!"
Canned - Rocko loses his job and tries out various odd jobs before going to a job interview at Conglomo.
"Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby."
Carnival Knowledge - Rocko and Heffer go to a third-rate carnival.
"Come on Heffer. Let's go. I think I'm bleeding internally."
Sand In Your Navel - Rocko and Spunky go to the beach.
"How DARE you!"
Cabin Fever - The Bigheads rent a cabin in the mountains but go there on the wrong weekend and have to share the cabin with Rocko and Heffer.
"A radiator! Either a hose or a radiator, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!"
Rinse & Spit - Filburt talks Rocko into being his patient for his final exam at dentistry school.
"Would the patient please get his tooth under control."
Rocko's Happy Sack - Rocko takes Spunky with him to a 99% off sale at Heap-O-Food.
"Grocery day is a very dangerous day"
Flu-In-U-Enza - Rocko comes down with the Flu.
"I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows!"
Who's For Dinner? - Heffer invites Rocko over for dinner with his family and Heffer finds out that he was adopted (He's the only steer in a family of wolves).
"I hope you're not letting the beaver eat off the good china, otherwise we'll have to smash the plates!"
Love Spanked - Rocko lusts after the girl next door but she already has a boyfriend so Heffer tries to find Rocko a different girlfriend.
"Marsupial with big hairy chest, seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me..."
Clean Lovin' - Spunky falls in love with a mop.
"Just as I thought. Your dog is perfectly normal, but what we have here is a very sick mop. I must keep it for observation."
Unbalanced Load - Rocko goes to the Laundromat.
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
Season 2
9/25/94
"I Have No Son" - Full half-hour show. Rocko and Filburt go to Hollowood to find the Bigheads' disowned son (played by Joe Murray).
"No...Ummm...Those guys are idiots."
10/2/94
Pipe Dreams - Rocko and Heffer try to unclog Rocko's toilet only to find that a gold fish that Rocko had flushed three and a half years previous wasn't really dead.
"Well Rocko, we all make mistakes. Just make sure you visit. I'll be in the Oddities In Gluttony section."
Tickled Pinky - Rocko has to have his appendix removed but his appendix, Pinky, is upset because he never got to have any fun. Rocko obliges.
"...the bungee jumping, the Wall of Death, flying over the Andes with the Brazilian soccer team..."
10/9/94
The Lounge Singer - Rocko helps Filburt realize his dream of becoming a lounge singer.
"Open-Mike Night is a very dangerous night."
She's The Toad - Mrs. Bighead talks Heffer and Filburt into posing as Mr. Bighead for a presentation at Conglomo after Mr. Bighead suffers a nervous breakdown. Mrs. Bighead winds up with Mr. Bighead's job.
"You know, I died once."
"Really?"
10/23/94
Down The Hatch - Rocko takes Spunky to the vet after Heffer feeds Spunky a vitamin that has been known to cause pets to explode. Meanwhile, Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm try to make money by exhibiting the vitamin tablet as a mystery of the ancients.
"I've been watching you sleep - you're weird."
Road Rash - Rocko and Heffer take a road-trip to Flemm Rock to experience its majesty before it is leveled to make room for a Chokey Chicken parking lot.
"Okay, we recharged the battery, rotated your tires, gapped your plugs [and torqued your Johnson rods]. Here's your complementary road map and air freshener."
11/6/94
Boob Tubed - Heffer loses his brain after watching too much television and Rocko, Filburt and Spunky have to find it.
"It looks like a fruit cake!"
Commuted Sentence - Rocko has a hard time getting to work on time and eventually has to resort to public transportation.
"You know...ever since I got laid off from the post office, I've been feeling a little...disgruntled!"
Rocko's Modern Christmas: You Can't Squeeze Cheer From A Cheese Log - Also known as Night Of The Elf. Full half-hour show. Rocko tries to throw a Christmas party but it is ruined by rumors spread by Mr. Bighead. An instant Christmas Classic, this episode was even seen on independent television stations soon after its premeir.
"Go on...take a gift...I feel nothing."
12/4/94
Hut Sut Raw - Rocko, Heffer and Filburt go camping.
"We can't drink that water. Fish are dating in it!"
Kiss Me I'm Foreign - Rocko has to marry Filburt to keep from being deported after a mix-up at the immigration office.
"If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!"
1/1/95
Cruisin' - Full half-hour show. Rocko and Heffer wind up stuck on a cruise ship with Heffer's Grandfather and the ship enters the Bermuda Triangle.
"I LIKE ramming ducks!"
1/22/95
Born To Spawn - On his twenty-first birthday, Filburt wants Rocko and Heffer to keep him from following his natural instincts back to his birthplace where he is afraid he will become an adult.
"I don't OWN any spandex!"
Uniform Behavior - Heffer gets a job as a security guard and authority goes to his head.
"Carry a stick and hit things."
1/29/95
Hair Licked - Rocko is to have his picture in the paper but he is having a bad hair day.
"You may now walk sans bag kangaroo-type person."
Gutter Balls - Rocko, Heffer and Filburt play Beverly Bighead, Virginia Wolfe and Tammy in a bowling tournament with Ed Bighead coaching the latter group.
"...I know this trophy means more to you than it does to me, so...I'll keep it in the window that faces your house so you can look at it whenever you want!"
2/12/95
Junk Junkies - Rocko and Heffer hold a garage sale to raise money to pay the pizza bill.
"I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy!"
Day Of The Flecko - Rocko, after working all night at the comic book store, tries to get some sleep but is bothered by a fly that has lost his glass eye in Rocko's nose.
"I don't want to sleep! I don't need sleep! I am the walking living!"
2/26/95
Snowballs - Rocko and Heffer go skiing (Short description but a great episode).
"Rocko! How ya feeling? Did the nurse give you the thermometer yet? Hmmmm?"
Frog's Best Friend - Mrs. Bighead adopts Earl the dog but Mr. Bighead tries to get rid of the "bone crushing, Buick dismantling, poorly drawn, butt biting, killing machine."
3/12/95
Short Story - Tired of being short, Rocko dreams of being big.
"Me and my brothers in the market for a book called Snow Bunny And The Seven Short Hares. You got a copy?"
Eyes Capades - Rocko has to get glasses or risk maiming someone during the Figure Jacking Championships.
"Look out everyone! He's visually impaired!"
Season 3
10/22/95
Bye, Bye, Birdie - Rocko takes care of Filburt's destructive pet bird while Filburt is in the hospital for tests.
"I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!"
Belch of Destiny - Heffer wins the respect of his fellow Weasel Scouts by belching at the Weasel Scout Talent Show.
"Hey Teddy! Great meeting last week at your house. Is your mother still hospitalized?"
10/29/95
The Emperor's New Joe - In a take-off on The Emperor's New Clothes, the Chameleon brothers, Chuck and Leon, tell the story of how they developed their unique brand of coffee while living in the trend-conscious kingdom of Balzak.
"We arrived in the U.S.A. with the socks on our feetses. With those socks, and a few donations by Heffer, we were able to create the Chameleon brothers' coffee craze, right here in O-Town!"
Schnit-heads - Heffer joins a cult that worships sausage and has to be rescued by Rocko, Filbert and Really Really Big Man.
"It can happen to anyone -- sausage is very seductive."
The Halloween Shows
10/30/95 KADY - Oxnard, CA
10/31/95 Nickelodeon
Sugar Frosted Frights - In a take-off on The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, Rocko and Heffer help Filbert get over is fear of Halloween.
"Rocko! No! We can't go past the old Foto Hut! It's the place where the Hopping Hessian lost his leg!"
Ed is Dead - Rocko is convinced that Beverly Bighead had murdered her husband Ed. Shades of Hitchcock's Rear Window.
"Good evening. Tonight's selection is a chilling tale of mayhem, shrubbery and a wallaby who knew too much."
11/12/95
Fish-N-Chumps - Rocko, Heffer and Filbert go on an ill-fated fishing trip.
"I turned leeward in time to witness the full sail yardarm give way and came crashing down on my midshipman's hind quarters. He let out a scream that be heard at Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolens' locker too and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkeys had lockers..."
Camera Shy - Rocko rents a video camera so he can send a video to his parents, documenting his life in America. Heffer and Filbert have other ideas though.
"Hey Rock! Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!"
11/19/95
Nothing To Sneeze At - After a mixup at the hospital, Beverly Bighead winds up with a nose and is horrified to find out that her husband, Ed, stinks.
"What a gorgeous nose!"
"Magnificent!"
"I'm fat."
Old Fogey Froggy - Ed Bighead hopes that by hanging out with Rocko and his friends, he will feel young again.
"What kind of geek would bring his grandpa to the comic book store?"
12/3/95
Manic Mechanic - Filburt helps Rocko fix his hopelessly run-down car.
"I'm a graduate of the Adequacy By Mail, Mechanic Correspondant School. Our motto is "If the job's worth doing, it's worth doing adequately.""
Rocko's Happy Vermin - Thousands of bugs move into Rocko's house after escaping from Ed Bighead's pantry.
12/10/95
I See London, I See France - Rocko chases the girl of his dreams through the streets of Paris while on a discount travel package with Heffer.
"Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower!"
"Really?"
"Sure! All cheezy love stories end there!"
Fatlands - Rocko takes an obese Spunky to an animal health spa while Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm become lawmen in Spunky's Fatlands.
12/17/95
Fortune Cookie - Filburt is cursed by a bad fortune cookie before appearing on the Mega Spin show.
"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
Dear John - Rocko has to fix his kitchen after his house is hit by a satellite.
"Maybe the landlord can fix it. He cleaned the rain gutters once."
12/31/95
Speaking Terms - Rocko and Heffer go on the "Nosey" show to talk about a rift in their friendship.
Tooth and Nail - Rocko must confront his nail-biting habit.
1/21/96
Wacky Delly - Full half hour - Ralph Bighead puts Rocko, Heffer and Filburt in charge of his new cartoon in the hopes the studio will hate it and cancel his contract.
"After you're finished eating that Fathead's episode, would you like to see this week's Wacky Delly?"
1/28/96
The Big Question - Filburt tries to get up enough nerve to ask Dr. Hutchinson to marry him.
"Follow that motor scooter bike thing!"
The Big Answer - Filburt's bachelor party and wedding plans cause problems for Rocko and Heffer.
2/11/96
An Elk for Heffer - Heffer must bring an elk home for dinner to prove his manhood to the pack and ends up dating one.
"Well I'm eating somebody. I'm starved!"
Scrubbin' Down Under - Rocko's hygene is brought under scrutiny after a piece of spinach is found stuck in his teeth at an awards banquet.
4/21/96
Zanzibar - In a musical Earth Day tribute, Rocko helps clean up O-Town.
"And you know what they say?"
"It's going to be a song, isn't it."
Fatal Contraption - In a unique episode without speaking parts, Rocko attempts to dispose of a difficult food processor.
Season 4
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